Humor

Quid Pro Quo By Bill DeArmond

She gave me a CD single and I sent her a CD album Then she offered me two singles And I sent her two albums. Today She visited my home and counted…

Speaking Truth to Power By Mike Coste

If I see you standing on an unstable chair with a noose around your neck, I may feel an obligation to let you know that you are standing on an unstable chair…

Hi! How Are You? By Anita G. Gorman

Martha was getting tired of it. Tired of all the people who no longer said hi, but always said, “Hi, how are you?” When did it become a requirement to ask everyone…

Writer Pains

Staff Comics

Staff Comics

The Wedding Toast

Here’s to your coffins May they be made of hundred-year-old oaks Which we shall plant tomorrow. May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you…

Moose Lake Cartoons by Roddy Thorleifson

Clancy’s Kids by Percy L. Crosby

Jokes

WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO BOTHER A WRITER? “The list is to long too wright hear.” HOW DID THE RUN-ON SENTENCE KNOW IT WAS PREGNANT? “Its period was late.” HOW DID CHARLOTTE…

Hypermiler Caption Contest

Sailing on Rosamond Dry Lake in the "Desert Queen" (1905) Photograph by: Pierce, C.C. (Charles C.), 1861-1946

Missed Connection

I was the fat guy at the Wal-Mart last Saturday at 2PM. I wore the Notre Dame football jersey, so just maybe you did not think I was fat—maybe you thought I…